Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau).

The disfigured curator of a wax museum murders his enemies and then uses their bodies as exhibits in his museum.

Sisters Myra and Ellie have finally had enough of their miserable, dead-end lives. When their step-father Charley (The Bonnie from the title being long dead) tried to rape Myra, Ellie ventilates him with a shotgun, and the pair run off to their wealthy uncle's mansion in El Paso. From that point on, the two undergo a transformation in their personalities, and start to enjoy living their lives on the wild side.

A man is arrested and condemned to five years in jail for robbery. After serving his term, he is out for revenge on the gang members he considers were to blame for his arrest. The prize for this deadly fight is a large cache of diamonds.

On the tropical island of Wongo, a tribe of beautiful women discover that the other side of the island is inhabited by a tribe of handsome men. They also discover that a tribe of evil ape men live on the island, too, and the ape men are planning a raid on the tribe in order to capture mates.

On their wedding night, a newlywed couple find themselves menaced by a bloodthirsty vampirer.

A long time ago in Mexico a priest get's the hots for a cutie in the congregation. He's torn up about it but decides to go for it. While trying to knock a piece off on the roof of the church the cutie falls to her death and the priest is cursed. In the future, the possessor of the cursed crucifix who belonged to the priest will have very bad luck. There's a toothless crypt keeper guy with a half ping pong ball taped to one eye, narrating and playing crazy organ music plus two songs and a zombie with a handfull of silly putty stuck to his face.

The Pumpkin Man embarks on a murderous spree on Mischief Night.

In Dark Ages Britain, a group of young Saxons are captured by a clan of fearsome Viking warriors and used as prey in a ritualistic manhunt.

In 1952, a superhero motion picture serial was made entitled "The Man in the Silver Mask", which was supposed to star Santo, but he declined to appear in it, because he thought it would fail commercially. The film was made instead with well-known luchador El Medico Asesino in the lead role, wearing a white mask similar to Santo's silver one. A villain named "The Silver-Masked Man" was introduced into the plot at the last minute, thus the title of the film strangely became a reference to the villain, not the hero.

A bunch of young people are invited to a Caribbean cruise on a gangster's yacht, to distract the attention of the authorities. Unfortunately, a mutant cat which escaped from a test laboratory also gets on board, and kills most of the passengers.

A sheriff investigates why the guests at a local hostelry check in, but never check out.